Is That A Monkey In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Darn, it's a monkey:

LOS ANGELES (Court TV) - When the rare birds of paradise escaped from his suitcase and flew over the heads of U.S. Customs Agents at Los Angeles International Airport, Robert Cusack decided it was best to confess that, yes, he did have more to declare.

"I have monkeys in my pants," Cusack told the agents.

Man, if I had a dollar for every time I said that to a chick, I'd never have to work another day in my life.

While Cusack's monkey-in-pants method might seem bizarre, it's not so far-fetched.

"We had a guy who did it with snakes about eight or nine years ago coming in from Mexico," Mrozek says. "You name it, it's been done."

Snakes on a plane. . . in my pants? Well, naturally.

H/T to Michael from Innocent Bystanders.

Bonus Disturbing Video Update: Over at IB, Skinbad found a video you can't unsee.