The Most Disturbing Video You'll See Today.

It's a Japanese cartoon featuring an animated tiger family potty-training their animated tiger cub.

The video comes complete with animated drops of urine-- which are strangely blue, like women's menstrual blood is*-- and worse, animated cylinders of brown fecal goodness.

Along the way, we get to sing along with the characters, and grunt on a happy little toilet.

But that's not the most disturbing part-- that comes at the end, when a real, live Japanese boy uses a toy music box playing that cartoon song as motivation and reward for his own grunting adventures on the throne.

Seriously-- what is the deal with Japan? Tell me, I'm dyin' to know here. Was it Hiroshima and Nagasaki? The radiation? Anyone know? Please?

*If television commercials have taught us anything, it's that women on their monthly bleed blue. Who am I to argue with this?