Yup, this is that kind of story, folks.
From Canada.com:
Lapis, the blue-hued main character of a prototype video game by Heather Kelley, a designer with Ubisoft, wants to help women take a "magical pet adventure'' to their "happy place."
A woman's happy place? You mean, like the shoe department at Macy's?
Oh, and last I heard, "magical pet adventures" were against the law, even in Canada. Freaks.
The prototype teaches how to reach orgasm by simulating the affect of pleasurable sensation on the cartoon. Players tickle, touch, tap, and stroke Lapis using the touch screen of the Nintendo DS, a hand-held video game device. They can also talk, sing and blow on the bunny's fur using the device's built-in microphone.
Wait-- is someone trying to tell me that women have *orgasms*? What witchcraft and devilry is this??
The more they stimulate the bunny, the happier he becomes until eventually he begins flying through the air. But Lapis is also an unpredictable creature who needs a variety of sensations. Sometimes, no amount of stimulation is going to work.
I like to call those sometimes "dates."
Read the rest after the jump.
That's one happy bunny you got there, M'am.
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