Randy Moss is hosting a celebrity fishing tournament at Lake Minnetonka, Minnesota. Invitees include Toby Keith, Sam "Alien Being" Cassell, and Snoop Dog.
Former Minnesota Viking and newly minted Oakland Raider, Randy Moss, is hosting the nation’s largest and most star studded Celebrity Fishing Tournament ever held. Few know of Randy’s love for bass fishing and commitment to child related charities. During Randy’s time with the Vikings he was the player with the most community service hours and made countless visits to children’s hospitals in his free time.
I will go out on a limb and call this the greatest cultural event of our lifetime. How can this not be televised live on ESPN2? This is easily ten times as funny as watching WNBA teams try to score above 50 points.
Bass fishing. It's fannn-tastic!
"Few know of Randy's love for bass fishing and commitment to child related charities."
I absolutely adore how one sentence can combine such two disparate "loves." It makes me wonder what other loves we could combine. . .
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Who knew?
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