Hey, I'll be the first to admit: I don't take breakups well.
But I think we can all agree: only chicks do this sort of thing.
The best comment about Miss Spears over at WWTD: "Bullets won't stop that. Only prayers and the magic of dance."
I just don't get it. I mean, c'mon Britney-- your ex-husband is K-Fed. The *entire free world* thinks you can do better than him in line for tater tots at the Sonic, and we don't even *like you* very much. At least not since you gained the gut, began chain smoking, popped out two kids, started hanging out with Paris the Wonder Scab, and all the rest.
But let's be honest: even as high-grade looney as Britney is right now, there's simply NO WAY she's a worse parent than K-Fed, who'd probably sell his kids on Craigslist in order to score enough money for a "Don't Cha (Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me)" ringtone.