Tyler Durden wins a prize for this posting on the truly disgusting Tara Reid:
They say she’s had tons of lypo and that's why she looks like that monster who chased Scooby Doo when the gang went to investigate a mystery in Mexico (I think he was made out of clay) but it might just be because her diet is based on cigarettes, vodka and semen. You’re not gonna find that many top experts who say, “The problem is you’re not eating enough cigarettes and semen. Its like you don’t even want to be sexy!”
Take my word for it ladies, that diet won't work for you. You have to incorporate housework as well.
European Jews, however, will continue to fend for themselves.
Prepare for when the metal ones come:
Visions of the status of robots around 2056 have emerged from one of 270 forward-looking papers sponsored by Sir David King, the UK government’s chief scientist. The paper covering robots’ rights was written by a UK partnership of Outsights, the management consultancy, and Ipsos Mori, the opinion research organisation.
“If we make conscious robots they would want to have rights and they probably should,” said Henrik Christensen, director of the Centre of Robotics and Intelligent Machines at the Georgia Institute of Technology.
C'mon, has this guy *seen* Battlestar Galactica? Helllo-- Cylons!
Give them an inch, and they'll want a mile.
Then again, if any of them look like Grace Park, I'll give 'em every inch I can: