I forgot. I think he comes back today or tomorrow. Honestly, I am a tad cranky he chose the slowest most boring week on the Internet to go out of town. What the hell were the guestbloggers suppose to write about?
I figure he is at some desolate roadside rest stop as we speak taking a nap and enjoying his alone time while we are here working our little fingers to the bone trying to think of something to post.
Currently, my seven year old has wrapped her two year old sister and five year old sister into a knit fitted sheet like a load of potatoes and is pulling them across the hardwood floor. This is what passes for entertainment this week.
On a personal note, my plate glass sliding patio door got busted out last night. Nothing horrible, just blame it on Santa. The girls got little kiddy umbrellas from the fat fart with sparkly Lucite handles on them. The umbrella was tossed lightly off the carpet onto the floor tapping the glass door in just the right spot to knock a hole the size of a soccer ball out of it. Called the glass guys who said, "No problem. 250 bucks." Then they get here and say, "We didn't know this door was a nonstandard size glass in a standard size door."
This happens when you live in a house build in the 40's. My glass size is .5 inches wider than the standard size so they need Special Glass to the tune of 450 bucks. HAH! A whole new door costs about 500 dollars. Problem with that? It takes two weeks to get one. So now I will have a lovely piece of plywood over the broken glass door until the special order arrives. Happy Freakin' New Year.
North Texas is on fire. That sucks. Really sucks because I am flying into DFW in two weeks and if the shit is still burning and they have to reroute flights I could end up delayed or canceled. THAT SUCKS. I will just drive I guess if it comes to that. Bleh. Yes, I know I am a tad bit of a fatalist.
Oh yeah, my birthday is Monday and I am in denial. Though I plan to eat chocolate cake and drown my sorrows in some sort of foo foo drink.
Well, hopefully Dave will be back soon. Before I run off all his readers by boring the shit out of them.