Just follow the advice of the National Zoo:
Call me overly sensitive, but that doesn't seem like a very politically correct message concerning animals of Asian descent. Why not just promise a little suckee-suckee for the pandas? You know, "me so horny, me love pandas long time"? Also, what's wrong with giving smaller pandas happy endings?
Thanks to Garfield Ridge reader Eric of What Is Flig?, who never blogs anymore. Just like me.